師匠と会議　Meeting with the Master

A city council member named somehow came to the town council meeting in Onoroke-cho to observe the town meeting.
Apparently, he was impressed with Onoroke-cho's recent efforts to revitalize the town.
"I was surprised. They didn't use a TV personality!"
The city councilor praised the woman with exaggerated surprise.
When the town council president introduced her as such, she hurriedly smiled amiably. Then, as soon as the city councilman's gaze was removed from her, she couldn't resist and gave a bold yawn.
"Starting with her participation, we have recently seen a steady increase in the number of young people participating in our neighborhood association's activities."
The neighborhood association president expressed his pride.
Yes, that's exactly what we are.

The swimsuit model on the summer festival poster, the beautiful woman interviewed on the samba carnival news, the shrine maiden posted on sns, the beautiful yoga trainer rumored...
When I heard the rumor that it was all the same person, living in this town, I was skeptical. But when I found out that she showed up at this meeting place every month and that I could meet this beautiful woman if I joined the neighborhood association, I joined the association without hesitation.

'Even so...'
I steal a glance at her. The other new guys must be thinking the same thing.
'so...big...'
I gulp at the presence of her breasts, which are perched on her arms as she folds her arms and spins a pen with her fingers in a bored manner.
And on the tip of the tight shirt that covered them, I could clearly see a plump protrusion.
"Oh... she's braless?"
"Wow..."
Such conversations could be heard whispering here and there.
She was either unaware of our curiosity or uninterested...she was yawning again.

"Well then, that's all for today. The reception will start at 6:00 p.m. at "Michibata" in front of the station. The venue is different from usual, so please be careful."
Her face, which had looked bored, suddenly lit up at the mention of "The reception"
"Yes, sir!"
Apparently, she likes to drink.

師匠とヨガ　Master & Yoga

I heard a rumor that a beautiful yoga trainer had recently appeared on the scene.
When I heard this rumor, I immediately guessed it.
Because my master had once told me, "I'm going to teach something other than swimming at a sports club.
"Master, you teach yoga at a sports club?"
When I told her this at dinner, she nodded.
She said, "You have a quick ear, Shotaro. I've been asked to take on a temporary position in place of a trainer who has fallen ill. I had learned it when I was studying physical training in the past, so I told him that I can teach them if my poor yoga skills are good enough."

Since she is the master, she must be all over the place, annoying everyone with her unselfconsciously erotic outfits.
"You're not teaching me in something strange, are you?"
When I asked her just to be sure, she was mortified.
"Have I ever gone out in public looking funny?"

'There have been many times...'
Not liking my continued skepticism, she showed me a picture on her cell phone screen.
She said, "This picture was taken by someone who liked my training! Look, it's a normal training outfit!"
She looked pleased, but my hunch was right and I held my forehead.　

Look at the way the people in the background have their noses stretched out...
And I am even more astonished when I see the next picture.
"Master..., is this...?"
I pointed at it and Master looked at it and let out a small sigh,
"Oh...., Many people have stiff bodies and cannot keep their posture. So when I stick with them like this and support them with my hands, they all do their best. This person usually can't hold his posture for even 10 seconds, but this time he was able to maintain it for 60 seconds. Isn't that amazing? That's because of my guidance."

No, it's not because of the instruction, it's because of the different gifts that are about to spill out.
If I can look at her boobs like this, I can keep my posture for hours.
I thought so, but I couldn't say anything.

師匠とバレーボール Master playing volleyball

町内会の手伝いに行くと言い残して家を出ていった師匠からメールが届いたのは昼前の事だった。
『弁当を忘れた。届けに来い。』
そのメールを見て、僕が早起きしてまで作ってあげた弁当を師匠が忘れていったのだと理解した。
師匠の命令は絶対なので、仕方なく弁当を届けに行かねばならない。
お届け先は何故か体育館だった。
「おう、待ちかねたぞ。腹ペコじゃ。」
僕から弁当を受け取った師匠の姿に僕は思わず唾を飲み込んでしまった。
彼女がピチピチのバレーボールのユニフォームに身を包んでいたからだ。
「師匠、いつの間にバレーボールなんか始めたんです？」
僕がそう尋ねると、彼女は深い溜息をついた。
「町内会長の娘さんに一杯食わされたのだ。会場の設営だと言うから手伝いに来たのに、『メンバーが怪我をしたから代わりに出てくれ。』と急に言われてな…」
「でも師匠、確か球技は苦手だって言ってませんでしたっけ？」
僕がそう確認すると彼女は手の中でボールを玩びながらもう一度溜息をつく。
「苦手じゃ。そう言って断ったのだが、『立っているだけでいい。あなたは最強の囮なんだから。』とか何とか言いくるめられてしまってな…」
最強の囮…
何処かで聞いたような台詞だ。
「師匠はバレーのルールとか知ってるんですか？」
「知らん。取り敢えずボールが来たら落とさないように跳ね返す事と、相手がボールを打とうとしたらその前で邪魔するように手を上げて跳べとだけ言われている。チームが勝ってるのか負けてるのかさえようわからん。」
早く帰りたい、とボヤきながら師匠は弁当を食べていた。
後から聞いた話では、師匠は飛んできたボールを全て手刀や蹴りで跳ね返し、相手のスパイクさえも空中で打ち返して尽くブロックしていたらしい。
尾野路ケ町チームに優勝をもたらした師匠のデタラメな活躍は市内のバレー界で評判となった。
「尾野路ヶ町チームの美人ミドルブロッカーがヤバい」
と。

It was just before noon when I received a text message from the master, who had left the house saying he was going to help out at the neighborhood association.
I forgot my lunch box. Come and deliver it.
When I saw the e-mail, I understood that she had forgotten her lunch box, which I had woken up early to make for her.
I had no choice but to deliver the lunch box to her, because my master's order is absolute.
For some reason, the delivery was to be made to the gymnasium.

"Oh, I've been waiting for you. I'm starving."
I couldn't help but swallow spit when I saw the master receiving her lunch box from me.
She was dressed in a tight volleyball uniform.
"When did you start playing volleyball, Master?"
I asked her, and she let out a deep sigh.
"I was tricked by the daughter of the town council president. I came to help her because she said she was setting up the venue, but she suddenly said, 'One of our members got hurt, so you'll have to take his place. "
"But Master, didn't you say you weren't good at ball games?"
When I confirm so, she sighs again while playing with the ball in her hand.
"I told her no, but she said, 'All you have to do is stand there. You're The strongest decoy.' I was somehow persuaded..."

'The strongest decoy...'
I've heard this line somewhere.
"Do you know the rules of volleyball, Master?"
"I don't know. I'm just told to bounce the ball when it comes to me so I don't drop it, and to jump in front of the ball when they try to hit it, so that I can get in the way. I don't even know if my team is winning or losing."

Master was eating her lunch, blurting out that she wanted to go home soon.
Later, I heard that she bounced back every flying ball with her chop and kick, and even blocked spikes from her opponents by hitting them back in the air.
The master's bullshit performance that brought the Onoroke-machi team the championship became well known in the city's volleyball circles.
They said.
'The beautiful middle blocker on the Onoroke-machi team is the badass!'

私とDazstudio④　Grasp Helper

大分前に購入して過去にテストした事がある「Grasp Helper」に再度チャレンジしてみました。

これは物体をつかんで変形させる機能なのですが、そんな機能ならオッパイに使うしかないじゃないですか！

試行錯誤の結果できあがったのがこちら！

どうでしょう？
ちょっと不自然なところがまだありますが、
ようやく実用レベルにまで使いこなせてきた感じがします。
これを作品に活かせていけたらいいですね！

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