Very Late Update: Out of Purgatory?
Little Tiny Update
The fact that I was stuck in Under Review purgatory for months got to me and I got mad and didn't do anything. I sent a few support tickets in (because seriously? MONTHS???) and...
IT WAS ALL MY FAULT FOR NOT HAVING MY ADDRESS RIGHT.
My address is now fixed, and I have confirmation that my stuff has been put back in the queue for review, so! I'm back???
I have things I'd like to translate, and a little break in my day job, so look forward to me dumping more things in the queue!