師匠とバイト2 Master works part-time #2
「あー、疲れた疲れた。」
師匠はぼやきながら夜も更けた頃に帰ってきた。僕が教えられていた時間より大分遅い帰宅だ。
「遅くなるなら連絡してくださいよ。お風呂冷めちゃいましたよ。」
僕が小言を言うと師匠はむっとした。
「携帯を家に忘れて行ってしまったのだから仕方ないだろう！あー疲れた！」
何やら機嫌が悪い。師匠の愚痴を聞いてやるのも弟子の大事な仕事である。
「今日はどこに行ってきたんです？お休みの予定だったのに。」
居間に座り込んだ師匠にビールとつまみを出しながら僕が尋ねると、師匠はそれを口に放り込みながらため息をついた。
「勤めているスポーツクラブの同僚から頼まれて他でバイトをしてきたのだ。プールの監視員だったのだが、今日はやたらと溺れる客が多くてな…忙しくて目が回ったぞ。」
「監視員？どこのプールですか？」
スポーツクラブのプール以外この町にはないはずだ。僕が怪訝に思って尋ねると、師匠は首をひねった。
「名前は忘れたが。電車だと行きづらい遠くにプールがあったじゃろう？なんだっけな…、おおそうだ、確か写真をもらったはずだ。」
師匠は携帯を拾うと、それ操作して目当ての写真を開いて僕に見せてくれた。
監視員用の赤い水着を着た師匠の姿が画面に写っている。背景にはウォータースライダーなどが写っていた。どうやら大きなレジャープールのようだ。
「これはサマーパークですかね？それにしても師匠…」
僕は思わず生唾を飲み込む。
言葉に詰まった僕を師匠は怪訝そうに見つめてくる。
「それにしても…何じゃ？」
師匠の赤の競泳水着もなかなかエロいですね！とは言えないので僕は咳払いした。
「仕事だと言いながら遊んでる写真じゃないですか！駄目でしょ、真面目に仕事しないと！」
僕は師匠をからかってなんとかごまかす。師匠はむっとしてビールを一気に喉に流し込んでから僕を睨んできた。
「阿呆め！それは休憩時間中に同僚がふざけて撮った写真だ！今日の私は誰よりも仕事をしていたんだぞ！私の目の前でばかり溺れたり足がつったり…、何回プールに飛びこんだかわからんわ！」
師匠は空になったビールの缶を僕に押しつけながら、さらに愚痴を続ける。
「しかもだ…、どいつもこいつも私が抱きかかえてプールから引き上げた途端に、元気になってけろっとした顔でプールに戻っていくのだ。抱きついて離れなかった子供はまぁ可愛かったが…」
あぁ、それはあれですね…
それは老いも若きもみんな、このパツンパツンの師匠に抱きつきたかっただけですね…多分。
僕はその言葉を飲み込んで師匠の携帯を操作し、こっそり他の写真も見ていた。この写真から察するにその同僚は間違いなく師匠を狙ってる…
「しかも同僚が晩飯を奢ってくれて車で送ってくれたのはいいのだが、やれ道に迷っただの、少し休憩していきませんかだの、あげくには『おいしい物をいっぱいご馳走するので僕の家に泊まっていきませんか？』だのゴチャゴチャ言いおって…。いい加減私もぶち切れてしまってな。『とっとと帰らせろ！へし折るぞ！』と言ってしまった。」
師匠は用意された二本目の缶ビールを開けてながらプンプンしていた。
『まったく…、何をご馳走するつもりだったのやら…』
そんな不埒な同僚は本当にアレをへし折られればよかったんだ。
僕は先日へし折られそうになった事を思い出して股間がムズムズした。
"Ah, I'm tired, tired..."
Master came home late at night. She came home much later than the time I had been taught.
"If you're going to be late, please call me. Your bath is getting cold."
Master was annoyed when I complained.
"I left my cell phone at home, so it can't be helped! I'm so tired!"
She was in a bad mood. It is one of the important jobs of a disciple to listen to Master's complaints.
"Where did you go today? You were supposed to be on holiday."
I asked her as I served her beer and snacks, and she sighed as she popped them into her mouth.
"I was asked by a colleague at the sports club where I work to do a part-time job elsewhere. I was a lifeguard at the pool, but there were so many drowning guests today... I was so busy I was dizzy."
"A lifeguard? Which pool?"
There must be no other pool in town except the one at the sports club.
When I asked suspiciously, the master twisted her head.
"I don't remember the name, but there was a pool far away that was hard to get to by train, right? I don't remember what it was called... Oh yes, I'm sure I got a picture of it."
The master picked up her cell phone, operated it, opened the picture she wanted, and showed it to me.
On the screen was a picture of the master wearing a red swimsuit for the lifeguard. In the background was a water slide. It appeared to be a large leisure pool.
"Is this a summer park? But still, Master..."
I involuntarily swallowed hard.
I was at a loss for words, and the master looked at me suspiciously.
"But still... what is it?"
'Master's red swimming suit is quite erotic!' I couldn't say, so I coughed.
"This is a picture of you playing around, saying it's work! You can't do that, you have to take your job seriously!"
I teased Master and managed to cover it up. The master was so disgusted that she downed her beer in one gulp and glared at me.
"You idiot! That's a picture my co-worker took during break time as a joke! I was doing more work than anyone else today! Every one of them drowned or limped in front of me all the time... I can't tell you how many times I jumped into the pool!"
The master continues to complain as she pushes her empty beer can at me.
And what's more... as soon as I pulled them out of the pool in my arms, they all got better and went back into the pool. The kids who held on to me and wouldn't let go were cute, but..."
Ah, so it's like this...
It's just that everyone, young and old, wanted to hug this buxom Master..., probably.
I swallowed my words and operated Master's cell phone, secretly looking at other photos. From these pictures, I could tell that the colleague was definitely targeting Master...
He bought me dinner and gave me a ride home, but then he started saying he was lost and wanted to take a break, and finally he asked me if I wanted to stay at his place so he could treat me to something even better. I was so pissed off that I just couldn't take it any more. I said, "Let me go home immediately! I'll break your neck!"
Master opened the second can of beer that had been prepared for him, and grumbled.
'I wonder what he was planning to serve her....'
Such an rashness colleague really should have had his dick snapped.
I was reminded of the other day when I almost broke it off, and my crotch was aching.